He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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