My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
