I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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