watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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