1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
NoShamevember. You game?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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