she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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