Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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