Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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