she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Alive.
So much puke
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
