I think my vagina is haunted
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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