the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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