Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
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