people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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