Is it normal to miss your booty call?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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