did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
farters have to be the big spoon...
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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