Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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