How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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