he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Please don't give away my fajitas
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