why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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