Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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