Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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