Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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