oh god the rape fog is back!
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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