Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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