what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Randomize
