Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I think people are normalizing furries
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
