Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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