Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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