You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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