Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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