Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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