so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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