But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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