I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
where am i from again
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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