She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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