ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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