let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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