In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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