Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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