pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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