Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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