Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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