my mouth tastes like poor choices
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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