doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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