That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Welp...herpes.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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