He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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