Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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