She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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