I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The beer is more important than you right now.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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