I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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