my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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