I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
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