Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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