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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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