I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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