I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
