3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
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