Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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