We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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